Saturday, February 28, 2009

BARNYARD PHOTOSHOOT!

SHABBAT SHALOM!

I would just like to post some gems from yesterday's photo shoot. It was like America's Next Top Model, only in Israel and on a kibbutz...and instead of people it was farm animals...who spoke hebrew.
Cows,Horses,Sheep and Bull


A sign painted on the wall of the milking room



Me and my new friend veal parmigiana

BAAAA!!!



Sheep Butts

Ben and I on a rock next to Cacti



Milking up close and personal...



At the stables right before Ben got bit by a horse (really)


The winner of Andrea's favorite baby cow Number 962!]



Also it was pancake day and I GOT TO MAKE THE PANCAKES FOR THE WHOLE KIBBUTZ!
Click the first picture to view the entire album!



here is a video of the baby sheep just click play!




Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE WEEKS ALREADY?!

YA'ALA!
(Oh My!)



It seems as if I've been working and living at Geva Kibbutz for months. I love the atmosphere and laid back attitude of the kibbutzniks and volunteers. We're all here working towards the same goal...each other!

So these past couple of days have been exciting and interesting. The rain has cleared up and the mud has dried- we're finally getting over cabin fever (if you are ever stuck inside play the board game Settlers of Catan or watch "Grizzly Man" the movie about Tim Treadwell who was eaten by Grizzly bears)

Since my last update last Saturday I've been working and watching movies and relaxing, with the weather it's been hard to do anything, the highlight of my week since Saturday was starting the book "Running with Scissors" by Augusten Burrows and receiving letters from Arielle and the Pennsylvania Macy's.

The pictures in the slideshow are from Friday night pub night, we drank chocolate liquor and milk, it was delightfully disgusting! I only had one glass!

Yesterday (Tuesday) we went to Sippori, a small town near Nazareth, where Jesus' Mom was supposed to be from (Jesus' mom was named Mary, I don't know if you've ever heard of her).

Sippori is now an archeological excavation site where you can see traces of Romans, Crusaders, Jews and Babylonians. I was there on Birthright in 2007 but it was really cold and I couldn't understand our guide. Yesterday was really fun because Brenda, our volunteer leader, has family who lives there and were part of the original excavations 10 years ago. Brenda's niece was the first one to discover the Mona Lisa of the East (See picture below)






The woman above (who looks very much like an angry Aunt Jodi) is Brenda's sister and the owner of a small organic restaurant in Sippori. By the way the word Sippori means Bird in Evret (Hebrew). Along with the restaurant Brenda's sister and her family produces OLIVE OIL! Organic (expensive) homemade Olive Oil. This is her showing us the proper way to grind olives. Her husban looks like a cross between Santa and Moses (I was too timid to ask for a picture) so we decided they grow more than just olives at the farm! ;)

When we got back I got sick and went to bed, tonite we are all going to the pub to watch soccer, ahem, sorry Futbol or Football. Should be fun. And the answer is yes, I am dating the boy in the pictures. His name is Ben, his dad is a rabbi and he's American.

Next Friday we leave for Eilat and then from Eilat Ben and I go directly to Egypt! I can't wait. I even turned down skydiving to save up my shekels for a nice pyramid paper weight!!








Saturday, February 21, 2009

I'VE LOST COUNT

LIVING IT UP...ISRAEL STYLE!
This is me at work. Filling Salt and Pepper Shakers. Oh the life of a dining hall volunteer!

Since my last update I've been living, loving, working, breathing and pursuing verbs ending in -ing. For instance, aside from working, I've been jogging and exercising.

On Thursday the Swedish volunteers (Matilda and Johanna), Mirjam (from Germany) and I went Afula. I was in search of Naot sandals... but alas the store was closed. The Sweds needed a phone card and Mirjam needed a gift for her parents who are visiting so I came along and helped shop. Thursday night we went to the Kalbo (which ironically enough means all full inside-it's the market) and I bought toothpaste. I know you didn't need to know that fact but this blog is for my memory too and I thought it was cool that I was buying toothpaste with Hebrew writing on it.

Thursday night was also poker night and I WON! 45 Shekles! Actually, I sort of won. See, the first round I went all in and lost (I thought I had a royal flush but only had a royal foursome, I needed another card to win). So after an hour of sitting, watching and flipping through channels (MTV isn't censored here, they use the F-word freely!) Mirjam gave up and let me play the rest of her game...long story short I went from 50 shekle to the whole pot! We split the money and bought chocolate liquor for Shabbat.

Friday was Shabbat and I woke up an hour late for work, my phone was on silent!
Friday night was pub night and there was live music and pre-party in Adam's new room. It was funky and fun...

Today is Saturday and it's rainy, so alas I will spend the whole day reading and relaxing, oh well.

This life is too good!

In other news Ben from America and I are going to Egypt. After the volunteer group trip to Eilat, we board a bus to Cairo and spend 3 nights and four days in the land of moses. More details to come later!


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Day Eleven-Fifteen

SHALOM ALECHEM!
I'M 21 YA'LL!

21st birthday



It's sad but true, Andrea Macy is now a full fledged legal adult in the United States of America. I can drink alcohol, gamble in a casino, get legal custody over a minor blah blah blah...

The last few days have been a bit of a drag following my epic birthday, not that anything here can possibly be bad, just not as exciting (hence the lack of posts).

Saturday night was Andrea Eve and Karen from Mexico's going away party. We were able to open the pub to our friends and fellow volunteers. While the night is still a blur, I do remember asking the bar tender to check my ID, just for shits and giggles. Apparently everyone in the world has been drinking alcohol since junior high and doesn't understand the excitement over Americans' 21st birthday. I had quite a bit to drink and ended up going home around midnight, after I was sung "happy birthday" in 5 different languages! I even got cake!



(I didn't go home alone though, everyone left early, we had work in the morning...)

My 21st birthday on Sunday was very low key. I had to work from 8:30-3 so most of the day was spent in the dining hall. Sunday night I asked to have all of my new friends join me at the BBQ area for a huge bonfire and wine. Meg from Canada bought hot dogs from the Kalbo (Kibbutz market) so we could make spider dogs , Ben bought red wine and pretzel dough and Gerrit from Holland got fire wood. It was such a nice night and everyone was so great. Brenda, the volunteer coordinator go me a pair of earrings and a flower while some of the girls got me Israeli Chocolate.

Monday-Wednesday was normal and relaxed. I studied my eeret (Hebrew), went to a soccer/futbol game, watched a few movies (i.e.-THE FLY!) and just relaxed. Thankfully I was told to work from 8:30-3:30 on Monday so I could nurse my hangover!

Today we had 4 Swedish volunteers arrive. Their names are Jasper, Johanna, Matilda and Hampos. They seem nice but I've yet to have a chance to speak with them.

Tonite is extreme Hebrew! 3-5pm nonstop Evret! Grandi and Pops sent me a birthday card with a lovely gift, I must give them a call soon.







my first legal drink

Saturday, February 14, 2009

DAY NINE-ELEVEN

Yamalo! B'tay Avon! Batslicha! SHALOM!

Publish Post
nightlife


So much Hebrew so little time! I truly am learning so many phrases and these classes I am taking are improving my conversational skills and reading skills immensely. I regret not paying attention in Hebrew skill. Maybe if I had been to Israel before I started Hebrew school I'd have more motivation to learn the language. Oh well, there's no time but the present.

Since my last update I've been studying like crazy for these Hebrew classes and getting to know the kibbutz. Last night a fellow volunteer and I went on a mission for kumquats, and found them! They are small orange-like fruits the size of grapes. Too bitter for me though.

But let me digress, I must blog chronologically or else I will be confused. Days are like years here and although life is stress free and relaxed, I know I'll forget things unless I write them down!

On Thursday a new volunteer from America arrived. His name is Ben (we call him New Ben for obvious reasons) and he's from Ohio. His dad's a rabbi. We get along well ;) If you put a "t" after Rabbi it becomes Rabbit. I wonder if there's a reason for that...*

*this is what Kibbutz life is like.

After Ben's arrival we made a bon fire and my roomate from Australia introduced the group to "Twistees" i.e dough wrapped around a stick and cooked over a fire. Once fully baked, pour maple syrup into the whole and enjoy! After one twistee we began to experiment with marshmellows...it wasn't successful! The other Ben from Holland played guitar/told scary stories and we discussed the differences between America and everywhere else.




Yesterday, Shabbat was a bit hectic in the dining hall. Mainly because Friday night is the only night that dinner is served. Meaning, table cloths, flowers and plastic covers are added to EVERY table. Oy vey. It was an effort but it paid off.

After shabbat dinner we all went ot PUB NIGHT! and repeated the events of last weekend. I played pool and failed.

Today we were supposed to go to the hot springs but instead stayed behind to watch futbol (soccer) between the kibbutzniks and volunteers. Tonight is my birthday party at the pub and Karen's goodbye party. Everyone must wear clothes from the free shop and they must be as ugly as possible!



P.S-Happy Valentine's Day and my Birthday is tomorrow!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

DAY SIX-EIGHT

BEFORE I BEGIN THIS BLOG, HERE IS MY ADDRESS...
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Andrea Macy
Volunteers
Kibbutz Geva
Israel
189915

TEL: 04-653-5111 X1234
FAX: 04-653-1744
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Well, a lot has happened since my last update.

Well, not really.

Let me rewind.

Afula and pub goodbyes


Monday was my second day of work at the dining hall and I have to say there is very little international difference in working in the food industry. all the tools are the same and all the jobs are the same, the only difference is, in America, crazy-steroid-using-mafia-tied- Italian bosses make you work 9 hours without a break...while in Israel everything is Sababa (cool) and we get 3 breaks.

After work on Monday a few of us went into Afula to buy necessities...i.e Shwarma and contact solution...but there was nothing really special about the day except the bonding that occurred.I posted pictures from the city, it's not very pretty, just like p. diddy only small like a kitty.

Later that night we had a party in the pub for two volunteers who left after 6 months of servitude here at Geva. It was quite fun (mostly because the drinks were free and the people all spoke English). The jukebox was youtube and anyone who wanted to went up and played a song. The only thing missing was food!



Tuesday was Election day (still waiting on the results)and it rained. And then it stopped. And then it rained some more. Pretty much we were all stuck inside for the day. Unfortunately the rain not only kept us inside, but it kept us from our day trip to Acco. It will be rescheduled but most likely on a Saturday when we don't have work. Speaking of trips, February 27th the whole group is going to Eilat! It should be fun, three days of nothing but touring and sun, I can't wait. It will finally make up for the 2 days lost on Birthright.

Today is Wednesday, February 11th. I worked from 8-3 and got in touch with Cousin Jeffrey Macy. We are going to speak over the pelephone tonite... this is so exciting. It's like the episode of Full House when Uncle Jesse's family from Greece comes and they look exactly like the tanners. I hope the Israeli Macy's look exactly like us...


Tonite I am going to a Hebrew lesson then over to the drama studio to assist the class with warm up exercises. Unfortunately the class is taught in Hebrew so I can't be much more of an assistant than after the first ten minutes.


Monday, February 9, 2009

DAY FIVE-SEVIN

SHALOM YELADIM!
I am learning so much Hebrew here I am finding myself saying TODA instead of THANK YOU now. I just got back from the town of Afula which is the closest city to the kibbutz. It was a very nice town but not the nicest looking, convenient, but ugly.
Wait a second, I have to write about the night before last, after the hike.

As if I wasn't tired enough from having hiked 10 kilometers uphill (bot ways)a mere 3 hours after the hike, some volunteers and I were invited to have "beers" with a kibbutznik and his friends. Ronny was the kibbutznik who invited us, he lives a few meters away from our housing units (I guess you'd call it). Anyway, we all walked over and had some beers and then proceeded to join him and his Israeli soldier friends at he local pub the next town over (they all drive pick up trucks).

At the pub it was open mic night and these bands were amazing! I didn't take my camera but Lena (a German volunteer) did so there may or may not be pictures within the next month. Nevertheless, these3 bands rocked. With every instrument under the sun, from trumpets to trombones, bass guitars to cowbells, these guys were awesome. Even though the songs were in hebrew(except for a few greenday covers), I had a great time.

The next day I started work at the dining hall...at 6 am. Oy vey.
The work is VERRRYYYY easy and I don't see any challenges in the near future. After work (which consisted of washing vegetables, wiping down tables, moving tables and serving lunch at a buffet style dining hall)I slept. Then I woke up and slept some more, nothing really happened much yesterday...


TODAY is ROBYN'S BIRTHDAY!







18 YEARS! MY HAS THE TIME HAS GONE BY! I love you Robyn! Happy Birthday!

Well I will keep you all updated on the rest of the week and so on and so forth. I'll post pictures from Afula as well. There may or may not be a trip to Aco this Saturday, stay tuned to find out!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

DAY FOUR-FIVE

Gilboa


Phew, well now that I’m settled I can begin blogging on a daily basis, not a weekly cross country one. I am in Geva and I love it. The kibbutz life is stress free and amazing.

Last night was the open mic night and reggae party. I sang I’m Yours by Jason Mraz with Ben from Holland. He started here a day before me so we were the newbies.

After the Open Mic the music started and well..you can see pictures below how fun it was. I danced the night away and drank gold star Israeli beer. It was Shabbat so we had all eaten dinner together which was nice.

After the party I called Mom and Dad and caught up with them, it was nice to hear their voices.

Waking up at a quarter to twelve was nice this morning. No work on the Sabbath (thanks God!) I went to lunch with the volunteers and filled my tupperwear with food for dinner. Hot dogs and beans and brocolli yum!

At around 2 pm a few of the volunteers and I got together and decided to climb Mt. Gilboa across the street. In the bible Mt. Gilboa is where King David of Israel surrendered to the Philiistiends. Only he didn’t really surrender, he stabbed himself. Look it up in the torah- it’s in there.

As you can tell by the pictures and videos it was a fantastic day for a hike. We left later so we’d be at the top of the mountain for the sunset, only we were too busy taking in the scenary on the other side of the mountain that we forgot to turn around for the sunset!

Nonetheless it was a beautiful,breathtaking hike where we saw wild cattle,ate grapefruit off trees and saw Brahmm’s face cut into grass forming a giant portrait. (see pictures)

The hike started at 2 and we returned at 7, it was an incredible day had by all and I grew closer to the volunteers who went.







Tonight we’re having a bonfire then watching Hook with Robin Williams.

Friday, February 6, 2009

DAY THREE- FOUR

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Geva Kibbutz






WOW. All I can say is that everything happens for a reason and things truly DO work out in the end. Not that anything was truly that bad...knock on wood.

When we last left Andrea she was writing from a hostel in Tel Aviv. Cold, lonely and not quite sure where the next few hours would take her,Andrea walked the four blocks south to Frishman Street, marched right up to the Kibbutz Program Center and said, "I want your best Kibbutz in all of Israel and I won't take anything less!"

Actually, she said nothing, politely knocked and waited in the waiting area. The rest, they say, is history.

Well sort of. I was immediately placed in a Kibbutz called Geva (pronounced Gay-Vah) in Northern Israel about 20 km from the country of Jordon. (It's not as close as you think, there are mountains in the way). The Kibbutz Program lady explained to me that there were about 20 volunteers and that the Kibbutz was very large (there are about 700 people living in Geva). I couldn't wait.

Soon after I was asked to pay a fee for my 2 month Visa, then I was given directions to the Kibbutz via bus. Boy oh boy was that an adventure. This is me. This is my bag. Now double that (I had two bags) and try taking them all across Israel on four different buses…and not know the language. I won’t go into detail, actually I’d just like to block those few hours out of my brain. They were strenuous, embarrassing and hot.

When I arrived at Geva, a beautiful sabra boy named Dagon helped me with my luggage . I was met at the dining hall by Brenda, the volunteer coordinator. This woman is my soul mate. An English drama professor living on a kibbutz. She told me I’m going to help with her drama students on the kibbutz. After lunch (it was kosher Asian food) I was taken to my room and began to unpack.

My Australian roommate named Courtura (pronounced Co-chur-ah)was cleaning our bathroom that we share with the boys in our building. The room is pretty large, it’s supposed to have three people but the third girl (from Sweden) doesn’t arrive for a few more weeks.

Once I was unpacked I was given sheets,blankets,towels,a laundry bag and told that the room next door is filled with clothing,shoes,jackets…etc and if I ever needed clothing to just take some. I know.

I was immediately welcomed by the majority of the volunteers. Aside from myself there is only one other American (from Arizona). There are 3 Canadians, 2 Germans, 3 volunteers from Holland (Dutchmen?),2 Mexicans, 3 Australians, 2 volunteers from Ireland (Irishmen?) and 3 Koreans. Who needs to travel when you have the world next door!

When I was officially signed in and set up, Brenda (the volunteer coordinator) gave me 25 Shekalim for the night. In other words, real currency is not used on the kibbutz,. Let me explain. Breakfast and lunch is served in the dining hall everyday, while dinner is not. All the families and volunteers have kitchens and must fend for themselves, well not really,

Because this is a kibbutz, and no one really gets paid, we use monopoly money. Not really, but really. Look.
This is the currency here. Every night we go to the markolit (or grocery store) on premises and purchase whatever goods we need. Last night I bought this. And this.

The great part about the system is a) you can trade the funny money in for real money whenever you want, b) you can save up your funny money and just eat leftovers from lunch every night, c) all fruits and vegetables are free…as are eggs,milk and yogurt.

After dinner the volunteers and I went shopping. Not really, but really. Like the little room for the volunteers, the entire Kibbutz shares clothing. Seriously. While there is a “for real” clothing shop with new clothing available for purchase, the store next door offers a wide variety of used clothing for work or whatever. I took a pair of sweatpants and some t-shirts for Sunday when I start work in the dining hall. Like Bellmore Bagel Café, I start at 6 AM, unlike Bellmore bagel café I get an hour for break and am done by noon.

There is a gym here along with a music room, a volunteer lounge (with a TV, kitchen, internet), a library, pub (there’s an open mic tonite and a party later one), pool and many other amenities for the volunteers and members.

The kibbutz makes money through it’s factories (it makes hydraulic doors and pipes-all the doors here are automatic, it’s awesome) and other means. The milk, cheese and yogurt are all sold locally to businesses, the horses are available to visitors and locals to ride (for a fee) and the farms provide a sustainability for the people living here.

After dinner and shopping my roommate and I went to the music room to jam out…well we went to listen to some guitarists but ended up having a sing along. It was very fun.

At 8 pm Brenda had planned a discussion among the volunteers about the politics in Israel. On Tuesday, Israel is having an election for the new Prime Minister, work is cancelled that day (we’re taking a trip --weather permitting)

After the discussion we all congregated and smoked hookah, it was the perfect end to a wonderful adventurous first day. I can’t wait for the next month and a half.

Here are some pictures from my walk around the kibbutz.There are way more to look at if you click the link right here. Sorry no faces, just wait a few days!

DAY ONE-THREE

(I didn't have internet access until yesterday so forgive me for the delay!)

Day One:

The blog begins. As I sit here in JFK International Airport desperately trying to leach off any free internet I can (where are jetblue hotspots when you need them?) I am slowly beginning to realize just how long I will be away. SIX MONTHS…that’s half of one year, 182 days (roughly), 262,800 minutes and a helluvah lotta seconds.

I am so lucky.

A mere two weeks ago I was slaving away at Bellmore Bagel Café asking if , “you’d like anything else with that?”



Day Two:

After a turbulent (and sleepless) flight, Rachel, Mary and I arrived at Heathrow an hour late and in one piece. The airline is extremely hip or “fab” as they say in England. We were served dinner at 10 pm American time and breakfast at 3 am American time. Needless to say, I wasn’t very hungry. The crew was very welcoming when we all arrived, they even seated us together! Once seated we had the option of playing videogames (multiplayer or single), watching movies, listening to “audio.” The main menu also had the option of reading news, weather watching an updated map or “retail therapy”. I was impressed with the service and professionalism. After take-off the entire plane received gift bags with socks, sleep masks, pens a toothbrush and toothpaste.

Right now I’m sitting in a café eating an English breakfast bowl, once again attempting to hack into someone’s wi-fi. Heathrow offers it but one must pay '4 a minute just to use it…I’ll just wait for my hostel tonight when I’ll upload all this writing and pictures.

El Al’s gate does not open until 11 AM (right now it’s 10:12 AM) but I’m okay with that because the flight is on time. I can’t believe tomorrow I’ll be a full fledged Kibbutznik. I remember going to Kutz camp in Hebrew school and hearing about life on the Israeli community farms, even from that young age I envisioned myself there, planting trees, picking oranges and pomegranates off the trees, and riding camels to school…

The top news story in England right now aside from a workers strike at the Lindsay oil refinery in England is a 16-year old girl died whole sleding…they call it sledging here.



Day 3: I think.


I am currently writing this from a hostel in Tel Aviv, it is morning and I will soon trek over to the Kibbutz Program Center to FINALLY find out where I will placed for the next two months. But before I do all that I must use my complimentary breakfast voucher from the hostel and find some freaking wifi. For some reason I thought there would be a hotspot here. Anyway, the flight from London to Tel Aviv was only four hours but felt longer with the time change. I was able to get my luggage in under a minute- it was a Hebrew miracle! As I walked over to baggage claim my beautiful bright red bags shouted to me “over here!” Once I changed my American dollars to NIS or shekles, I attempted to get myself a cell phone…AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER… I finally got myself a cellular communications device, no thanks to the woman behind the desk. I’m sure it wasn’t her fault but I was literally standing in line for over an hour. Finding a taxi was easy because the airport has certified taxis, drivers and fixed fares so I didn’t have to worry about being ripped off. The driver who took me into Tel Aviv was so wonderful, he was bad at English and I’m not the best Hebrew conversationalist, so we spoke in Spanish! It was strangely successful. Checking into the sky hostel was no problem and it was so nice to shower. Although my jetlag made it hard to sleep I know I’ll sleep well at the kibbutz tonight (fingers crossed). I spoke to Robyn briefly yesterday but couldn’t get in touch with SharBear or Mitch because their phones didn’t accept collect calls! Oh well. Here’s my Israeli Cell Phone by the way, it’s probably cheaper if I just call you, so give me a good time to call (I’m seven hours ahead) 050-730-2256..but to call Israel you need to dial a bunch of other numbers so just let me know beforehand and I’ll explain it to you.