Gay or European? A Macy's Journey to France and England

Robyn Macy:

Mitch-

There are about four incredibly funny stories that would only be given justice in person. But they are too gaddamn good to not tell you this second. Here are two:

Last night around 22:11 (after we ate an extravagant expensive meal w. the cutest/funniest waiter- got lost going across the entire city and needing a french man to guide us to the world renowned ice cream that you woulda loved- and finally made it to the eiffel tower to see it light up) we were all dead tired. (Preface: since seeing a hotdog covered in cheese in a biguette ALL i talked about was getting one) The three of us found a cozy bench to rest out aching feet and all of the sudden Sharbear hands me a 10 "Go getchaself a hotdog"..."Really mom? I'm not hungry- we just got icecream- this would be like a fifth meal"..."yeah go get one"..."But the closest place is across the really busy street" .."Yeah be careful"- So I go and wait on the long line and get a hotdog and a drink. As i'm holding one in each hand and going back, the lighst go on.My jaw drops and I just make an andi face.

Okay

Story two: the ULTIMATE mayor mccheese story

Bottom line we decided to go up the eiffel tower after breakfast. The line swirled and curved around and was NEVER ENDING. Andi kept repeating how we should make friends with someone in the middle of the line. My heart drops from seeing how rediculously long this freakin line is is this really worth it? is all i kept hearing. Then there it was.
"Shari?" In a long island accent.
"Carol? Ohmigod!"
So we cut half the line and spent the morning with the Rothelbergs(or whatever there names are)